Add me if you haven't!

people that are left that I want to add me:
(if you don't want to add me, let me know so I can take you off my list)

_snakeoiltanker

autumnboy_

be_goth

bugley187

duran_narud

rudiegotsoul

sillydream

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if your name isn't on that list and you want to add me, comment in my new journal and I may add you.

volcomgirlowns
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ADD ME! :)

I am retiring this journal for alot of reasons!

yip yip.

I never update in here, even though I got internet back. And I just figured out why. I am sick of this user id, and even when I post no one replies. I am just bored of this journal! I think I will make a new one tonight! not tomorrow because, it HAS to start on January 1st!

I hope you guys add me, and post and comment to each other as much as before. Actually more!

erm, add me!
volcomgirlowns

Hope everyone had a drunken New Year.

I have made a friends cut, based upon if your journal is up to date, and I like you. The following kids may stay! if you add me on my new journal, I will add you back. If not then oh wells.

KEEPING FRIENDS:

_snakeoiltanker

autumboy

avatartoast

babydegu

be_goth

blink182buddah

bugley187

butterphly

crystaldoll

dreadful_dolly

duran_duran

gutter_whore13

lorioribori

noasssexforme

noxdoubt

roxygirl7985

rudiegotsoul

silentmorgan

sillydream

ur_my_luckystar

van1lla

If you are one of those people add my new journal volcomgirlowns

XOXO
~Kristi

Redneck Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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welp, no one suprised me with a car this year! DAMN! lol jk. I guess I have to buy my own. Poopieness. I haven't been updating for ever,so my new years resolution is to update every day. I think I am going to re do my info page, and delete some people off my friends list, so if you wanna stay on just comment.
I doubt any of you care, but izz all good.

Life has been work lately, and I hate work for a shitty ass pay check each week. I couldn't live off it if I had to. Sucky ass shit.

New years resolutions:
Find a new crappy job (ha)
Post on LJ
Work out (yeah right)
Be more nice

uhh yeah.

Stay n school broz!

Good night elves.

Tina hates us both, on Christmas.

How special.

I think I shall cuz my wrists and poor gasoline in the cuts, and light them on fire.

Merry Fucking Christmas Tina

volcomgirlowns: uhh drugs?
volcomgirlowns: and cupcakes?
volcomgirlowns: or something....
heydudesupnstuff: you forgot things
heydudesupnstuff: of nature
heydudesupnstuff: and culture
volcomgirlowns: dude i havent IMed some one is so long that i dont know what to say
heydudesupnstuff: say fuck me beautiful
volcomgirlowns: let alone im drunk and can not concentrate or stuff
heydudesupnstuff: j.k
volcomgirlowns: um yea
heydudesupnstuff: i dunno just say stuff
heydudesupnstuff: like
heydudesupnstuff: stooged buttwart
volcomgirlowns: no it's SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL! american pie style dude
volcomgirlowns: i have a cockaroch, his name is sam
heydudesupnstuff: i have things that i made up that say things that i want them to say at some point during time
volcomgirlowns: woahg\
heydudesupnstuff: do you wanta see a recent picture of me?
volcomgirlowns: sure duuude
volcomgirlowns: woah i just posted in this dude andrews live journal
volcomgirlowns: its crazy sauce like woah
volcomgirlowns: the subj is DR UNK STUNTS
volcomgirlowns: uhh you are like so hot or something andf chinese food makes me drunk like a black man eating chicken. i think I shall hump a lamma now. how goes it?
Andrzej, I think I am inlove with you or something? and I want to make out with you aunt, thats so hawt.
How about those wicked muschrooms in school, the rule my underware, spiderman style. say hi to your mom, make out with your sister and eat some more chinese food and puke on my shoe.

thank you and have a lovely morning
heydudesupnstuff: http://www.stuffing.net/media/images/2/113-dressupparty1.jpg
volcomgirlowns: lmfaoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SO RACK IN ROOLL
heydudesupnstuff: what the HELL is this
heydudesupnstuff: http://www.birthrootsdoulas.com/heather,%20moe%20and%20xavier.JPG
volcomgirlowns: did u like my storyt bra
heydudesupnstuff: story bra?
heydudesupnstuff: uh yeah i loved it
volcomgirlowns: fer realz? u know what im talking about
heydudesupnstuff: no, i dont lol whats up
volcomgirlowns: gary that pic of u is so hot, i didnt know u and ur ma had a child together
volcomgirlowns: http://www.livejournal.com/users/_snakeoiltanker/8149.html?view=8917#t8917
heydudesupnstuff: yeah...its a beautiful thing
heydudesupnstuff: says i have to be logge din
heydudesupnstuff: http://www.whatacrappypresent.com/
volcomgirlowns: i was writing drunk in zee notebook
heydudesupnstuff: zee germans
volcomgirlowns: LMFAP
volcomgirlowns: LMFAO\
heydudesupnstuff: YOU WON DUDE!
heydudesupnstuff: I WAS TOTALLY IN A STATE OF INSANITY
volcomgirlowns: lmfao
volcomgirlowns: rock n roll
volcomgirlowns: im so drunk AND TIRED MAN
heydudesupnstuff: you fucked smelly didnt you.
heydudesupnstuff: DIDNT YOU
heydudesupnstuff: IT SMELLS LIKE VAGINA IN HERE!
heydudesupnstuff: EXCUSE ME?!?!?1
heydudesupnstuff: IT SMELLS LIKE FRESH VAGINA IN HERE
heydudesupnstuff: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...MY VAGINA!?!
heydudesupnstuff: MAYBE Hhahaqh!
heydudesupnstuff: fish n' chips
volcomgirlowns: hawt
heydudesupnstuff: nate stop it! ill never stop nancy....never!
volcomgirlowns: uh wtf
heydudesupnstuff: STOOGED BUTTWART SUP
heydudesupnstuff: SUP
volcomgirlowns: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
volcomgirlowns: i havent been on here in so long that i am impatient alont with drunk
heydudesupnstuff: i am here.
heydudesupnstuff: and uh
heydudesupnstuff: im saying things
heydudesupnstuff: cool things
heydudesupnstuff: to make you at home again!
heydudesupnstuff: or something
heydudesupnstuff: and things
heydudesupnstuff: of tha
heydudesupnstuff: t
heydudesupnstuff: nature
heydudesupnstuff: and
heydudesupnstuff: thigns
heydudesupnstuff: or






to drunk to respond anymore

I HATE PEOPLE! MOTHER FUCK!

I got socked in the back of the head for no reason! dammit balls!

I don't have internet anymores!

CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! 310-532-5053!

Tina/

Well well well, what do we have here! A journal! I must type in it! It's rather fun babbling about your day, or random thoughts in this peice o dung. I forgot how fun it is!

I rode the bus to work! I kept asking Tina a bunch of WHAT IF questions, and she kept laughing at me! BITCH! I was scared! What if I get mugged! or lost, or some one high jacks the bus, like a bunch of 7-11 workers/terrorists. Or what if I get on the wrong bus. What if I slip on a banana peel and split my head open! OH NO'S!!!! What if some creep follows me off my stop and follows me into the store! ((THAT DID HAPPEN BY THE WAY)) First off, the bus was like 12 mins late! I was like OH NO! What if I miss the second bus! and thats the last bus that goes down Lomita! CRAP IN A DONKEY'S SHOE! I got on the bus, it was numbered 6 when the bus I wanted was 2. But the lady told me it was 2, I asked if it went to Lomita. Then I stuck my money in and asked for a transfer, but she was weird. She wouldn't reach for the transfer till I stuck the money in the machine! What a creep! She was a bitch to me, but every time black people would talk to her she was very friendly! God damn racism in this country! I am like this little suburban life style white girl that lives in the ghetto, riding the bus. Can you imagine Paris Hilton riding the bus? Well that close to me! Except I'm not AS dumb, and AS girly. Some creep got on the bus he looked about 19, he had high waters on! He kept starring at me, then when some old man got off the bus he sat by me, I was like umm ok sure! Then I got off the bus at Lomita, perfect timing cuz all the ghetto ass kids from Narbone high got on the bus. The bus got there at 4:30, when my second bus was suppose to arrive at 4:28! Luckily it was 2 mins late! Haha! Then, this second bus was all nice! I felt like I was at Disney Land!!!!! Hooray!! Then some fat bald kid got on the bus, and sat next to me so I had to move my foot! Damn him! Then he got off at my stop which I know wasn't his stop cuz he had just got on the bus! fucking stalker!!!!! I walked in the store and went towards the back and i saw him walk in, and look around for me! I was like WTF!!! I went in the back to clock in and put on my shirt, and I came out and I asked Ed if that creep left and he said yeah. What a creep!

So I got to work and Kelly and Charisa were acting weird, so whatever. Then I got the gist of it all. I think some one told Kelly that I bitched about having to do all the work at closing, cuz I kept getting guilt tripped by Kelly all day. Whatever.

Now I am home! Hooray! Tina bought her plane ticket! woOt! so 2 more weeks till she gets here.

I am so tired.

Maybe I will go on the party line and fuck with people some more, I did that last night. Buncha fags.

Luvva!

PS. VOTE FOR BUSH!

I miss my country music listening boyz! Paul and Dan. Not sure who I miss more. I was listening to Garth Brooks all night, I use to listen to that cd all the time when I was hanging out at Killian's with Dan and Paul alot. Certain songs remind me of Dan and others of Paul. Hooray for Country music! Omg I am turning into such an old croany hahaha! I woke my lazy ass up! I was having weird dreams, I don't even remember what they were about. Oh well.

I have to be at work at 5pm. I am going to take the bus for the first time! I'm scared! What if I get lost or some one kidnaps me! ahh! horrible! I'm bored outta my gord.


and I love country music! Wee!

I know I am a weirdo, what happened to the Kristi we all use to know? She died! hooray!

Wow! I haven't updated in ages! I think I will begin to on a daily basis starting RIGHT NOW! So, alot has happened in my life...

IM PREGNENT!!!!

JUST KIDDING!!

Well My mother and sister moved outta my house, it's just me and my grandma now. It's nice with out my bitch of a sister always running her mouth. More peaceful, more space, and the house stays clean. Then again I get bored sitting here alone all the time. My mom moved to Hermosa Beach with some gay guy, but I think she has fallen inlove with him. She has changed SO much since she's moved into his house. She will not do anything for me anymore, except take or pick me up from work, and I think that she feels obligated to do it and that is the only reason she even does that. Not only that but when I tried to buy her dinner one night cuz she had no money, she acted as if she was too good to take my money or something. She has changed ALOT! The way she acts around that gay guy "David" makes me wanna vomit. They are so rude when ever I do hang around them. I am going to start taking the bus to work. Pain in my ass but whatever, fuck them.

So yes I got a job, at Collector's Warehouse. It's a toy store, with moreless collectors toys, or like hard to find toys. We have a huge hot wheel room with like 10,000 hotwheels. and a barbie room, that have all the collector barbies displayed. It's fun.

Tina is coming to California the day before halloween. Woohoo.

I don't know why but in the winter time I become very cynical, careless, and anti-social.

I am still boyless. It's been forever.

oh well im done typing for now.

ME= The happiest girl on earth

THIS SHIRT IS SO ME!

HAHA SOME ONE BUY IT FOR ME!




http://www.humanitees.com/product/detail.cfm?productID=182

Today was fun! Well, me and Amanda went to get Church's Chicken, brought it back as I walked up the hall to the door I could smell cigerette smoke, and knew that my dick face uncle was here. Sure enough. I was just like fuck this, so we left. We went by Jackie's but she wasn't home. So, we went to Del amo mall, and LITTERALLY walked the entire mall! CRAZY! I don't think I have ever walked the entire thing in one trip! I ended up seeing so many cute clothes! I was like no no no, too expensive! But, I ended up buying a skirt, a little white dress, and a white top to go with the skirt, for $35 woOt! Haha! That Bree Bitch wants to get all fancy, FIIIIIIIIINE! LET'S GO HOE! BeeOtch! I rawk! The stuff I have is UBBER cute! Yay! I feel like such a girl! taha! But I kick ass! After that we went to Rocketship Park, the sky was clear today so you could see ALOT of the south bay. Then we went to the movies, but I didn't have enough money, and the day shows were over. So then we went to South Bay Tattoo, my tat shop I haven't been to in FOREVER!!! I saw my buddies! Monkey! and Rock! Yay for them! It's so funny, cuz they are like Mexican guys, and Im like this little white girl and we like hang out and joke and talk, its kinda weird. But, I LOVE THEM! I missed them!!! Now we just needed Johnny there! I called him, but he wasn't home. We hung out there for and hour or 2, then we went over to Home Depot, and saw Johnny! Haha! He was mad that I went with out him. I told him to come to the BBQ tomorrow night. Then we went to the Store to go pee, then home, but Mike (the dick head uncle) was still here, so I was like fuck that, and I drove over to Jackie's but she still wasn't home. Then We went to Amanda's friend's which lived down the street from Jackie's. I got bored, so I went back by Jackie's and her mom was outside so I was talking to her. She told me I could hang out there and eat dinner, then Jackie came home. We ate dinner. Talked. I went home.

That's it!

NOW I AM DEAD TIRED!!!

I am now giddy about the conference again! Becuz I got outfits! woO!
Go Me!

Kevin is going to fall inlove, and I will be like pfft!

hahahahha jk jk!

GOOD NIGHT!

wee wee wee!

I LOOOOOVE ALKALINE TRIO!
and
I have a crush on NVK (kevin)
6 more days till my birthday
2 more weeks till the conference.

Party hardy with NVK!
wOoT woOt!

:) :) :)

I just got of the phone!!!!!!
fun!
Me go to sleep now!

I have a doctors appt tomorrow (technically today)! I am so scared!

I have so many events to attend in May! My god, I need to go get a job! I have my 21st Birthday, and a conference to attend for my vitiligo!
PLEASE HELP THE MAY KRISTI FUND!

I AM AN ASSHOLE, THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO READ MY STUPIDNESS.
THIS JOURNAL IS NOW 100% FRIENDS ONLY.

I feel sad